Lies don't help...
A Husband told his wife that he's flying to China on that Malaysian Airplane. Now the plane is missing, he is stuck at his girlfriend's flat... he can't go home because there are no survivors!
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Na him use im mouth tell im
Solomon prince
Na him use im mouth tell im wife say nobody survive even say him don die self
How he con dey call if u no
Commander die
How he con dey call if u no gt sense but sha na hin spirit dey call
from d comments e mean say
4Reign
from d comments e mean say una no understand dis joke.
d man 'lied' to his wife abt flyin to china, when he actually went to his girlfriend's place.
now that malaysia-china plane wey him bn claim to board don crash (or so) & ther r no survivors.
d husband is stil alive b/c he was neva on d plane but him no fit go home b/c he's supposed 2 b dead.
If him go bk hom he'll hv to xplain to his wife how he's stil alive.
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