Painful and Annoying Moments
Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 07/07/2015 - 16:42
That moment you take out your last N1000 note on you for the month to get foodstuffs only to discover your little baby had chopped off Dr. Clement Isong's (The man on Nigeria's 1000 naira note) head.
That moment you slap someone who did something wrong to you and all the person could do is to smile and say, ''Are u done?"
That moment you are looking beautiful in your white wedding gown only for your best lady to tap you on your shoulder and tell you about the massive red oil stain on the back.
That moment you spent 3.5 million naira on your wedding and you moved to the dance floor with your newly wedded wife only to see people spraying you N20 notes.
That moment you had a dream that your grandfather you loved so much lived till his 100th birthday before he died and on waking up, you heard the news he died in the early hours of the morning (aged:99 years 6 months)
That moment you are so broke and your uncle sent you your skul fees (N50000) in order to write exams that MORNING but on getting to the bank, bank charges had already been deducted leaving you with (N49930)
That moment armed robbers burst into your home on your wedding day and disvirgin your wife you have been keeping for 6 years with the hope of getting down with her that night.
That moment you sell suya worth of N3000 to a customer and getting to know the monies are fake the following morning.
That moment you got yourself with your car in a traffic jam despite looking good in your low hair cut, lovely sneakers, blings all over you and your shirt worth of N20,000... then you notice an orange seller rushing towards you in the same shirt.
You can add other MOMENTS in the comment box below...
That moment you slap someone who did something wrong to you and all the person could do is to smile and say, ''Are u done?"
That moment you are looking beautiful in your white wedding gown only for your best lady to tap you on your shoulder and tell you about the massive red oil stain on the back.
That moment you spent 3.5 million naira on your wedding and you moved to the dance floor with your newly wedded wife only to see people spraying you N20 notes.
That moment you had a dream that your grandfather you loved so much lived till his 100th birthday before he died and on waking up, you heard the news he died in the early hours of the morning (aged:99 years 6 months)
That moment you are so broke and your uncle sent you your skul fees (N50000) in order to write exams that MORNING but on getting to the bank, bank charges had already been deducted leaving you with (N49930)
That moment armed robbers burst into your home on your wedding day and disvirgin your wife you have been keeping for 6 years with the hope of getting down with her that night.
That moment you sell suya worth of N3000 to a customer and getting to know the monies are fake the following morning.
That moment you got yourself with your car in a traffic jam despite looking good in your low hair cut, lovely sneakers, blings all over you and your shirt worth of N20,000... then you notice an orange seller rushing towards you in the same shirt.
You can add other MOMENTS in the comment box below...
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