The Perfect Son

JOHN: I have the perfect son.

KELVIN: Does he smoke?

JOHN: No, he doesn't.

KELVIN: Does he drink?

JOHN: No, he doesn't.

KELVIN: Does he ever come home late?

JOHN: No, he doesn't.

KELVIN: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?

JOHN: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
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