Rich Man In Hell
Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 02/17/2015 - 15:42
One day a rich man dies and goes to heaven.
St. Peter says, "Now Aliko, you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where you want to go."
First, St. Peter shows Aliko an image of Hell with beautiful women running on beaches. Then, St Peter shows Aliko an image of Heaven with robed angels playing harps on clouds.
Aliko chooses Hell.
About a week later, St. Peter checks in on Aliko in Hell and finds him being whipped by demons.
Aliko says to St. Peter, "What happened to all the beautiful women and the beaches?"
St. Peter replies, "That was just the screen saver."
St. Peter says, "Now Aliko, you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where you want to go."
First, St. Peter shows Aliko an image of Hell with beautiful women running on beaches. Then, St Peter shows Aliko an image of Heaven with robed angels playing harps on clouds.
Aliko chooses Hell.
About a week later, St. Peter checks in on Aliko in Hell and finds him being whipped by demons.
Aliko says to St. Peter, "What happened to all the beautiful women and the beaches?"
St. Peter replies, "That was just the screen saver."
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