Screw Your Daughter

A man wanted to marry a lady, so he went to the lady's father and asked for her hand in marriage.

The lady's father said, "it's OK but on two conditions, you screw the goat and the pig." After the man was done the lady's father said "you can now marry my daughter"

The man replied "screw your daughter how much do you want for that pig?"
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