Sex With My Teacher

A child goes home and says to his mother, "Mom, I had sex with my teacher."

The mum, angry, replies, "How could you?! Go up to your room and wait for your father!"

A few hours later, the dad comes home and the mom says, "Go and discipline your child! He had sex with his teacher."

The dad goes up and says, "Son, I heard you had sex with your teacher. I am so proud of you. I'm going to buy you a bike."

So they went to the store to get a bike. On their way home, the dad says, "Ride your bike home son."

The kid replies, "No dad. My asshole still hurts from the sex."