S.H.I.T

A lady gets in an elevator and sees Akpos standing there. She tells him, "TGIF, sir."

To which he replies, "SHIT, ma'am."

Surprised, she replies, "Excuse me, I was just trying to be nice - T stands for "Thank", G stands for "Goodness," I stands for "It's," and F stands for "Friday."

Akpos replies, "S stands for "Sorry," H stands for "Honey," I stands for "It's," and T stands for "Thursday."

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