Smoking A Joint

A monkey is sitting up a big tree... smoking a joint... when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "Hey Monkey! What are you doing?"

The Monkey says, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the Monkey and they have a few joints.

After a while, the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard, "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the Monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the Monkey is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says, "Hey you!"

So the Monkey looks down at him and says, "Shiiiiiiit Dude! How much water did you drink?!!"