Two Brides

Kwame, a young banker, was summoned to the village by his parents for a very important meeting. When everybody had settled down, his father said, "Kwame, your mum and I have found two potential brides for you in this village. Nkechi makes the best palmnut soup from what I hear."

Chioma doesn't cook well but she is romantic and has plenty buttocks. Which one of them should we marry for you?

Kwame stood there for a long time and replied, Papa, can you ask Nkechi to teach Chioma how to cook palmnut soup?