Tired of Life

Akpos was tired of life, so he decided to commit suicide under a mango tree. His son, who just won a $1 million dollars lottery, got home to meet his dad hung. He started crying and said he was going to use the money to make his father's burial the biggest in the history of their village.

Akpos heard what his son said, woke up and said, "Praise the Lord! I'm alive!!! Now son, why don't we use the money to celebrate my resurrection instead."