Terrible Toothache

Akpos went to his neighbour and asked him if he had any remedy for his terrible toothache.
AKPOS: I'm having a terrible toothache can you help me?
NEIGHBOUR: Last week I had more terrible toothache than yours, I just kissed my wife and it stop.
AKPOS: Please where is your wife let's start immediately.

Akpos is currently receiving treatment in the hospital for heavy injuries.