Law Abiding Citizen

A policeman stopped a car on the road and asked the driver for his usual roger (bride). The following conversation ensued...

DRIVER: My vehicle papers are in order. So, as a law-abiding citizen, I'm not going to give you any money!

POLICEMAN: With a sticker that says, "I'm a Cheerful Giver" on your car, you're under arrest for misleading the public!