Pretty Hot Woman

A pretty woman was driving down a country road in her new sports car when something went wrong and it broke down. Luckily, she happened to be near a farmhouse. She went up to the farmhouse and knocked on the door. When the farmer answered, she said to him, "It's Sunday night and my car broke down! I don't know what to do! Can I stay here for the night until tomorrow when I can get some help?"

"Well," said the farmer, "You can stay here, but I don't want you messing with my sons, Peter and Nelson."

She looked through the screen door and saw two men standing behind the farmer. She judged them to be in their early twenties.

"Okay," she said.

After they have gone to bed for the night, the woman began to get a little hot just thinking about the two boys in the room next to her. So she quietly went into their room and said, "Boys, how would you like for me to teach you the ways of the world?"

They said, "Huh?"

She said, "The only thing is, I don't want to get pregnant, so you have to wear these rubbers."

She put them on the boys, and the three of them went it all night long.

Forty years later, Peter and Nelson were sitting on the front porch, rocking back and forth. Peter said, "You remember that woman who came by here about forty years ago and showed us the ways of the world?"

"Yeah", said Nelson, "I remember."

"Well, do you care if she gets pregnant?"

"No," said Nelson, "I don't care."

"Me too" said Peter, "Let's take these things off jor!"