How to Escape Police

Akpos was being chased by two men for one of his numerous crimes. Akpos ran into d forest and d men followed him.

Akpos got into the forest and climbed a tree. The two men got to the tree where Akpos was and did not know where he ran to. Angrily, one of the men retorted: "This boy has escaped again". His colleague replied: "I know Akpos, if I call his name thrice, he'll answer!

Akpos laughed from d tree and said to d men: "If you like call my name from now till next year I no go answer u, U think say na Akpos of before?"