Fixing the cow
Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 07/24/2013 - 07:25
One day, Musa was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one of his cows was completely cross-eyed. He called up a veterinarian friend of his who told him to bring in his cow.
The vet took one look at the cow, stuck a tube up the cow's butt, and blew into the tube until the cow's eyes straightened out. The vet charged the Musa 2,000 naira, and the Musa went home happy.
About a week later, the cow's eyes were cross-eyed again, but this time Musa figured he could probably take care of it himself. So he called his friend Akpos, and together they put a tube up the cow's butt. Musa put his lips to the tube and started to blow. Strangely, nothing happened, so he asked Akpos to give it a try. Akpos removed the tube, turned it around, put it in the cow's butt and started to blow.
"What are you doing?" asked Musa, horrified.
"Look at you, you think I'll use the side that you've put in your mouth."
The vet took one look at the cow, stuck a tube up the cow's butt, and blew into the tube until the cow's eyes straightened out. The vet charged the Musa 2,000 naira, and the Musa went home happy.
About a week later, the cow's eyes were cross-eyed again, but this time Musa figured he could probably take care of it himself. So he called his friend Akpos, and together they put a tube up the cow's butt. Musa put his lips to the tube and started to blow. Strangely, nothing happened, so he asked Akpos to give it a try. Akpos removed the tube, turned it around, put it in the cow's butt and started to blow.
"What are you doing?" asked Musa, horrified.
"Look at you, you think I'll use the side that you've put in your mouth."
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