Geography Teacher

A secondary school geography teacher went to drink at a beer parlour after school on Friday. His wife was at home waiting for him to come back as usual. Past 4PM, he's not
yet back, so his wife thought he is staying for evening class.

8 PM, he's not yet back so the wife became worried and alerted some friends. They all went to the school to find where he was. They called the principal and he said the man left for home immediately after school. This made the wife to become more worried

11pm, they've not found him. They reported to the police who joined in the search. At about 2:30am, they found the man sitting at a corner, awake and not sleeping. They reached to him and asked why he has refused to come home.

He replied, "You are all bunch of illiterates! You lack the knowledge of Geography... since the earth rotates with everything in it, I decided to sit here and wait for my house."