Business Men

During the economic crisis in Nigeria, two local businessmen chat:

1ST BUSINESSMAN: Do you pay for your employees?

2ND BUSINESSMAN: Nope, haven't paid them for months.

1ST BUSINESSMAN: But they still come to work, don't they?

2ND BUSINESSMAN: Yes, they do.

1ST BUSINESSMAN: Mine come too. We should try charging them for coming.

After a month they meet again:

2ND BUSINESSMAN: So, did anything change after you charged your employees for coming to work? Are they still coming?

1ST BUSINESSMAN: Yes, but these assholes are trying to save money!!

2ND BUSINESSMAN: ???

1ST BUSINESSMAN: They come on Monday and leave on Friday only!