Between The Legs

A four year old girl walks in while her father is dressing in the bedroom. She looks at his privates and points at his ??? and ask, "Dad! What's that thing between your legs?"

The dad replies, "I don't know."

She goes to the kitchen and finds her mom, "Mom. What's that long thing between dad's legs?"

Her mom instead of explaining things to her, replies, "I don't know."

A week later, when her mom was coming home from work, the little girl ran to her and says, "Mom! You refuse to tell me the name of that thing between dad's legs. I have finally figured it out myself. It's a toothbrush!"

The mom laughs, then ask, "How do you know that?"

The little girl explains, "When I came back from school this morning, I saw aunty Nana (the Maid) kneeling in front of dad, brushing her teeth with dad's toothbrush and sure enough, there was toothpaste all over her mouth."

The mum fainted!