Expensive Date

A guy takes a girl on a date. She orders costly champagne, oysters, lobsters, the most expensive food on the menu.

The guy asks, Do you eat like this at your moms place?

The girl replies, No, my mother doesnt plan to sleep with me after the meal."
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