Wise Thief

Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 09/24/2014 - 20:47
POLICE: Why did you steal his watch?

THIEF: I didn't steal it, he gave it to me!

POLICE: When did he give it to you?

THIEF: When I showed him the gun!
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Rahman
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