Number 999

Akpos was completely taken aback when he set his eyes on beautiful Angelina wriggling past his street with her robust generous chest and plenty bottom. His 'mumu button' was activated. He could not help but run after her.

AKPOS: Oh baby! I feel like exploring the whole of your body.

ANGELINA: (blushing) Really? OK. Come to my house tonight, I will be all naked waiting for you in bed. I don't want neighbours to see you, so use the window.

She gave Akpos her house number, 999.

That night, Akpos in a hurry, read the number the wrong way and went to house number 666. Just as agreed, Akpos was ready for the action after taking enough Viagra. He met the window opened and light turned off. In the dark, he sighted a naked lady on the bed. At once, Akpos dived unto the bed, and completely ravaged her. After having sex with her, he left through the window.

The next day, Angelina called Akpos.

ANGELINA: How far? Why didn't you show up last night?
AKPOS: (surprised) What? I was at your house yesternite. I mean we were.. (shocked)
ANGELINA: What was the house number you visited?
AKPOS: 666.
ANGELINA: Ah! That was my grandmother's house. She lives alone. She is 96yrs and she just died this morning.

Akpos freezed!