Church Offering

Yesterday, I was sitting in the church, and it was time for offering so the offering basket was passed around. Despite the Pastor's charge for good offering, I still hurriedly and secretly pulled out N50 from my pocket and dropped it.

Just then, the person behind me tapped me on the shoulder and handed me a N1,000 note. I smiled, then put d N1,000 majestically in the basket and passed it on. I turned and thanked the man profusely for being so generous.

He replied, "Don't mention my dear, after all it fell off your pocket."
Whaaaat???

I'm still looking for the pastor to collect my money back