Lawyer vs Police

A lawyer was driving late at night when a policeman stopped him.

POLICE: Sir, where are you coming from?

LAWYER: Somewhere or anywhere.

POLICE: Okay, who're you?

LAWYER: Somebody or anybody.

POLICE: What do you do for a living?

LAWYER: Something or anything.

Then the police grabbed him and locked him up. After three days, the man cried out to the police.

LAWYER: When're you going to release me?

POLICE: Sooner or later.