Guilty Husband

Michael's wife went missing, and being that everyone knew he and his wife win a big fight, he was accused of murdering and disposing her body. When witness after witness came to the stand testifying to all sorts of horrible threats that the accused threatened his wife with, things were looking quite dim for the accused. Michaels lawyer got up to the stand. Ladies and Gentleman of the jury, I have something quite exciting to tell you, if you would all please direct your attention towards the door behind me on my left, you will see the supposedly dead women walk in on her own two feet. There was aloudmurmuringin the courtroom as all eyes turned towards the door. Ladies and Gentleman said thelawyer after a few seconds of anxious waiting, To be honest with you, Nobody is going to be walking through the door, however from the fact that your eyes all turned towards the door, it is quite obvious that you are not sure beyond the shadow of a doubt about my clients guilt. To the lawyers great surprise, the jury decided that the man was guilty. But how could you say that he is guilty? Didnt I prove it to you? questioned the lawyer. It is true that we all turned towards the door, one old lady explained, but there was one person who didnt. Who's that? questioned the indignant lawyer. Your client, came the reply.