Stolen Car

One afternoon, a policeman pulled over a car and the following conversion took place...

POLICEMAN: Driver, I pulled you over to give you a R5,000 reward for obeying the road rules, what are you going to do with it?

DRIVER: Sir, I'm gonna buy a driver's licence.

The side-passenger quickly says, "Sir, don't listen to him, he talks shit when he's drunk!"

And just when the Policeman is about to reply, the passenger in the back-seat says, "I told you guys we won't go far in this stolen car!"

And just as the policeman's face is about to turn red, the guy in the trunk says, "Have we crossed the border yet?"