Two Things

One faithful day, a teacher came into the class and decided to ask the students some questions;

TEACHER: Students, I'm holding two things right now, who can guess what it is?

1st STUDENT: Ma, it's two red apples!

TEACHER: NO, they are two red tomatoes, but I love the way you think.

The teacher picked two objects from her table and asked another question...

TEACHER: Students, I'm holding two green things in my hands right now, who can guess what they are?

2ND STUDENT: Ma, they are two green mangoes.

TEACHER: No, they are two green apples, but I love the way you think.

One of the students stood up in an aggressive way and decided to ask the teacher a question;

OSAS: Ma, I'm holding something long, hard and fat in my pocket, can you guess what it is?

TEACHER: Osas, you are a very bad boy! You are incredibly foolish! In fact you are stupid! You are an idiot! You are not well brought up at home! Imagine what you are thinking about!...

Osas interrupted his teacher...

OSAS: It's a PENCIL ma, but I love the way you think.