Anniversary Gift

Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 09/02/2015 - 19:07
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."

I bought her a bathroom scale.
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