Caught Speeding

WOMAN: Is there a problem, Officer?

OFFICER: Ma’am, you were speeding.

WOMAN: Oh, I see.

OFFICER: Can I see your license please?

WOMAN: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.

OFFICER: Don’t have one?

WOMAN: Lost it four times for drunk driving.

OFFICER: I see… Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

WOMAN: I can’t do that.

OFFICER: Why not?

WOMAN: I stole this car.

OFFICER: Stole it?

WOMAN: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

OFFICER: You what?

WOMAN: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

OFFICER TWO: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

WOMAN: Is there a problem sir?

OFFICER TWO: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

WOMAN: Murdered the owner?

OFFICER TWO: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

OFFICER TWO: Is this your car, ma’am?

WOMAN: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

OFFICER TWO: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

OFFICER TWO: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

WOMAN: Betcha the lying IDIOT!! told you I was speeding too.



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