It is the middle of the night in the middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the white line in the centre of the road. They collide and a fair amount of damage is done, miraculously neither driver is hurt.
They both get out. One is a...
WOMAN: Is there a problem, Officer?
OFFICER: Ma’am, you were speeding.
WOMAN: Oh, I see.
OFFICER: Can I see your license please?
WOMAN: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.
OFFICER: Don’t have one?
WOMAN: Lost it four times for drunk driving.