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Be patient. Listen
... 22% I lost my temper. And started shouting: "What is this? All the time on phone and TV. How dare you show me such marks?" My ...
akposjokes - 05/10/2024 - 05:44 - 55 comments
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Smart Dog
... something in return. So the monkey proceeds to tell the lion what really happened and the lion says angrily "get on my back, we'll get him ... more. He then gets another idea and shouts "where the hell is that monkey!? I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago." The lion ...
Anonymous - 05/07/2024 - 14:32 - 2 comments
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Stupid Students
TEACHER: Who is the President of Nigeria? CHILDREN: (They all chorused) Lamido Sanusi! ... of Defence? CHILDREN: Asari Dokubo! TEACHER: Good! What is the capital city of Nigeria? CHILDREN: Enugu! TEACHER: Very good! ... 25! TEACHER: That's great! You're going to be stupid like this until your government increases my salary! Author: @daniel ...
Anonymous - 05/07/2024 - 14:16 - 1 comment
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Crazy Nonsense
... got a babe's number and you used "chick" to store her name. Is her Mum a fowl? You bought suya for your woman, she ate everything while ... are you an MTN customer care agent? You ask a girl for what she wants, she tells you money and you are angry. Were you expecting her ...
Anonymous - 05/05/2024 - 06:31 - 1 comment
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Nothing Good
... see anything good in you... Hug them and say, "Life is difficult for the BLIND!" Author: @preciousgal ... parties 80church conferences and you are still single What are you my sister, Are you a tent? ...
Anonymous - 05/03/2024 - 22:21 - 14 comments
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Economic Recession
This economic recession is no longer funny o! See women pricing school fees: ... I want him to become a doctor, not a traveler." What if he comes to school only Monday, Wednesday and Friday will you reduce ...
Anonymous - 05/03/2024 - 22:23 - 8 comments
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Perfect Shot
... During a golf game, a guy stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity: looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, ... so long? Hit the damn ball!" The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect ...
Anonymous - 05/01/2024 - 01:27 - 4 comments
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The Rat Trap
... the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package. "What food might this contain?" The rat wondered - he was devastated to discover ... to the farmyard, the rat proclaimed the warning: "There is a rattrap in the house! There is a rattrap in the house!" The chicken ...
Anonymous - 04/30/2024 - 23:30 - 0 comments
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HIV Armed Robber
... left. Immediately he left, Akpos' wife became worried, ''What the hell did you just do?!'' She asked. "Akpos replied, ''Don't mind ... Lolzz! Akpos abeg u mumu 4 dis 1 ooo. Wearing condom 4 wat? Is it 4 sex protection or 4 d injection protection? Rip akpos cos u don get hiv ...
Anonymous - 04/30/2024 - 15:55 - 3 comments
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It's Me!
... "Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." Jonathan frowned, and then ... your majesty?" The Queen smiled and said, "Answer this riddle. David, your mother and father have a child, it is not your brother ... says"the blind leading the blind will fall into the pit". What I don't understand is why ''Jonathan'' is still on solid ...
Anonymous - 04/24/2024 - 23:54 - 4 comments