18+ Jokes
A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husbands constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will...
I recall my first time with a condom, I must have been 16. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful assistant behind the counter, and she...
A sex education teacher drew an illustration of a penis and asked if anyone knows what it is...AKPOS: Yes, my dad has 2.TEACHER: (shocked) 2??AKPOS: Yes, a small one for mom and a...
A Chinese man took a prostitute to his home and they started having sex.Once he was done, he jumped out of the bed, ran to the window, took a deep breath then went under the bed...
While doing a vasectomy (birth control surgery), the doctor slipped and cut off one of the mans balls. To avoid a huge malpractice suit, he decides to replace the missing ball...
One day, a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience.After the wedding they left for their honeymoon...
The Penis requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:Has to work hardHas to work at great depthsHas to work upside downHas no ventilation or air conditioned...
Akpos and a little girl are playing. Akpos pulls down his shorts and says, "I have one of these and you don't." The little girl starts crying and crying and runs home to her...
At bedtime one night, the wife became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders, the small of her back...
A girl realized that she had grown hair in between her legs. She got worried and asked her mother about it. Her mother calmly said, "That part where hair has grown is called...