18+ Jokes
Akpos with 30 inches penis went to a magician and said, "I can't live with this anymore! Its too long! Can you help me reduce it?"The magician answered, "There is a female frog in...
A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of mixed emotions. The husband turned to his wife and said, Honey, that is a...
A wife went on holiday leaving the husband behind. The husband got so horny one day that he decided to try the maid who had just come from Nsukka village and who seemed clever. He...
A family was seated for supper in the dining room. The son, asks his dad "Dad, how many types of breasts are there?" His dad, who looked completely shocked, mistakenly swallowed...
A small white guy goes into an elevator, when he gets in he notices a huge black dude standing next to him. The big black dude looks down upon the small white guy and says: "7...
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties. He then calls the girl...
A middle aged guy and his teenage daughter were riding a motor bike and taking a shortcut through a darkened park when they were stopped by a gang of armed robbers. They searched...
GIRL: Baby I'm wet.BOY: Want a toilet roll?GIRL: No, I want more than that.BOY: Want 2 toilet rolls?GIRL: No, baby I want something big and roundBoy: Damn! You want the whole roll...
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, Honey, my hands are...
An 8 year old boy is accused of rape.In court, his lady lawyer holds his d**k out as evidence saying, "Your honour! See this, can he rape with this tiny tot?"The boy whispers, "...