General Jokes
These are the greatest and little PLEASURES OF LIFE. Better than MONEY or SEX...1. Finishing Your Meal with the LAST piece of meat.2. Getting in bed when its raining hard and...
Late one night, a thief wearing a mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded.Stubborn, the rich man replied, "...
Why were males created before females?ANS: Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
Michael's wife went missing, and being that everyone knew he and his wife win a big fight, he was accused of murdering and disposing her body. When witness after witness came...
Three scientist went on a discovery tour to the sea, a biologist, a physicist and a chemist. Reaching the sea, a very big ugly fish swam to the shore and then swim back into the...
A White Man visited a Village in Southern Ghana and saw the people carrying blocks on their heads from a far distance to a building site, they were building a town hall. The White...
A woman gives her housegirl the following list of items to buy in the market...Rice 200Meat 500Beans 300Total 1000.An hour passed and the house girl is yet...
One afternoon, a policeman pulled over a car and the following conversion took place...POLICEMAN: Driver, I pulled you over to give you a R5,000 reward for obeying the road rules...
TEACHER: What do you call a fish without an eye?AKPOS: a fsh
A rat looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package."What food might this contain?" The rat wondered - he was devastated to discover it was a...