General Jokes
The couple had been married for only two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, can't wait to go out in town and party with his old buddies."Honey," he said to his new...
These are the greatest and little PLEASURES OF LIFE. Better than MONEY or SEX...1. Finishing Your Meal with the LAST piece of meat.2. Getting in bed when its raining hard and...
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way.The pilot and co-pilot finally...
Why were males created before females?ANS: Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
l need you to answer the questions below...[1] Can one cry under water?[2] Do fish ever get thirsty?[3] Why don't birds fall off from trees when they are asleep?[4] Why is a house...
Three scientist went on a discovery tour to the sea, a biologist, a physicist and a chemist. Reaching the sea, a very big ugly fish swam to the shore and then swim back into the...
Late one night, a thief wearing a mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded.Stubborn, the rich man replied, "...
A woman gives her housegirl the following list of items to buy in the market...Rice 200Meat 500Beans 300Total 1000.An hour passed and the house girl is yet...
Michael's wife went missing, and being that everyone knew he and his wife win a big fight, he was accused of murdering and disposing her body. When witness after witness came...
TEACHER: What do you call a fish without an eye?AKPOS: a fsh