General Jokes
In a tiny village in the eastern part of Africa lived an old lady, a virgin and very proud of it. Sensing that her final days were rapidly approaching, and desiring to make sure...
A man brought his TV to the electrical shop, because it had no sound. After a week, he went to take it back, but the electrician said that he couldn`t find the damage. ELECTRICIAN...
Yemi came home from a beer joint late one Friday evening stinking drunk (as he often did) and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.He gave his wife a peck on the...
A curfew was declared in Lagos but some guys disobeyed the curfew by going out to watch a football match. While coming back, they were sighted by some Soldiers who told them they...
A 17-year-old boy who works part-time at fast food restaurant drives up his parent's driveway in a Porsche. Naturally, his parents know that there's no way he earned enough with...
A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting.Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is late or not. Then, he...
A Manchester United fan, a Chelsea fan and an Arsenal fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves their team the most. The Manchester United fan insists that he is the...
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for...
DEATH: Take my hand. MAN: No!DEATH: Why?MAN: I know that if I touch you I'll die! DEATH: Oh my God, you're so smart! High five! MAN: (high fives death)
One day, a certain Arab man walked into a bar. As soon as he entered, he noticed a Jewish man sitting in the corner. So the Arab man walked over to the counter, removed his wallet...