General Jokes

A Road Safety Officer stopped me, collected a bribe of N5,000 and forgot his iPhone 6 inside my car. He has been calling and begging me to return his phone. He said he used his...

A company owner to another: "How come your employees are always so punctual?" "It's simple; I have 30 employees and 20 parking spaces!"

A monkey is sitting up a big tree... smoking a joint... when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "Hey Monkey! What are you doing?"The Monkey says, "Smoking a joint,...

A wealthy chief just got beaten and robbed in his mansion. He immediately rushes to the police station to make a report. At the police station, the following conversation ensued...

Akpos takes examinations for the drivers license for the fourth year in a row. The examiner asks him "So, youre running on the street. You have a mountain on your right and theres...

A beer company was hiring a taster, someone to taste the beers before selling out.So they placed adverts and one afternoon, a dirty, rough looking man walked into the manager's...

There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties. He then calls the girl...

Man returns home and screams out loudly..."Honey, pack your things, I've won a million dollars today!"Wife comes to the wardrobe and asks, "What kind of clothes should I take with...

When your ugly self ask...YOU: Mom, am I ugly?MOM: I told you not to call me mom in front of people!

AKPOS: I gave my number to this sexy girl last week and she said she'll call me when she get home.KWAME: So why hasn't she called yet? AKPOS: I think the girl is homeless!