Three Football Fans

A Manchester United fan, a Chelsea fan and an Arsenal fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves their team the most. The Manchester United fan insists that he is the most loyal and he yells, This is for Manchester United! and jumps off the mountain.

Not to be outdone, the Arsenal fan next professes his love for his team. He screams, This is for the Gunners!" and pushes the Chelsea fan off the mountain.