General Jokes
After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a policeman drives them back to...
Kwame was in his house watching a football game when his friend, George visited him. The following conversation ensued... GEORGE: Are you watching a football game? KWAME: Yes. He...
A man was caught at the scene where oil pipeline was vandalised. When under interrogation, the security agency asked him:SECURITY: What prompted the vandalising of oil pipeline?...
1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's more than two. Ugly: It's actually ten. 2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce. Ugly: She's a lawyer. 3. Good...
Kwame and one of his friend decided to apply for job at a mine that had just opened near them. After sitting in the waiting room for a while, his friend got called in for his...
Nowadays, this is how our African journalists report...EXPOSED!!! Woman bathes in the bathroom naked!CRUELTY!!! Man kills cockroach with Rambo powderVICTORY!!! Barcelona beats...
I know 10 facts about you:FACT 1: You are reading this.FACT 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips.FACT 3: You just tried it.FACT 4: You're smiling.FACT 6: You...
BOY: Come over. GIRL: To do what? BOY: Chill GIRL: I do not "...
A guy has a talking dog. He brings it to a talent scout. "This dog can speak English," he claims to the unimpressed agent. "Okay, Sport," the guys says to the dog, "whats on the...
Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing trousers?