General Jokes

GIRLFRIEND: Baby, ever since you slept with me you've not called me, texted me, flashed me, replied my texts or even returned my calls! What's the problem dear?BOYFRIEND: Nothing...

CHOIR MASTER: You're supposed to wear a cream colour shirt for today's special number?AKPOS: Yes.CHOIR MASTER: So why are you putting on Pink?AKPOS: That's the colour of my cream.

One day, Akpos was invited for a dinner by one of his pals. On getting there, he was ushered to the ready made table where he sat. He was delighted to see a big roast pig in front...

Hello friends! I have a new exciting game for, it's Fun! How To PlayPick up your phone and set it on vibrate mode, then put in inside water. Call the phone with another phone....

TEACHER: Kids, what does the chicken give you?STUDENT: "Meat!"TEACHER: Very good! Now what does the pig give you?STUDENT: Bacon!TEACHER: Great! And what does the fat cow give you?...

One morning I and my 4 year old son went on a ride. Suddenly, he started asking me questions... SON: Dad, what is this (he pointed his finger to...

KWAME: (reading from a book of facts) Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?AKPOS: Why don't you use a mouthwash?

There once was a powerful Japanese emperor who needed a new chief samurai. So he sent out a declaration throughout the entire known world that he was searching for a chief.A year...

Akpos goes to a barber's shop. BARBER: Good morning sir. AKPOS: How much does a haircut cost? BARBER: 300 naira. AKPOS: How much for a shave? BARBER: 50 naira AKPOS: Please shave...

A student playing with his teacher's intelligence asked thus: STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question? TEACHER: Yes! STUDENT: How can one put an elephant inside the fridge...