General Jokes

A girl was crying bitterly.MOM: What happened dear?DAUGHTER: Mom do I look like a wicked witch?MOM: No!DAUGHTER: Are my eyes big as toad?MOM: No!DAUGHTER: Is my nose flat?MOM: No...

Nowadays, this is how our African journalists report...EXPOSED!!! Woman bathes in the bathroom naked!CRUELTY!!! Man kills cockroach with Rambo powderVICTORY!!! Barcelona beats...

A woman goes to the clerk in a supermarket to purchase her foodstuffs.The clerk looks at her items and sees a carton of eggs, a gallon of milk, and a basket of tomatoes. He says...

After church on Sunday, the wife saw her husband sitting quietly in the garden. She got concerned and decided to ask him,"Hey darling, why are you sitting so quietly in the garden...

If you lost your key, don't bother just take whisKEY.If you are sick, you can take henneSICKWhen you are in pains, chamPAIN will do the trickYou can add yours below

A raunchy employer interviewed 3 female job hunters. And this is what happened:RAUNCHY EMPLOYER: What is the difference between the two lips you have?1ST GIRL: One is hairy and...

Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, "How's the situation?" He was shocked and nearly died on...

The Military in found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement, a bonus of $1,000 for...

Akpos was completely taken aback when he set his eyes on beautiful Angelina wriggling past his street with her robust generous chest and plenty bottom. His 'mumu button' was...

AKPOS: Those bisexuals are very funny o. KWAME: Yes o! How can you sleep with the same sex and the opposite sex at the same time. Can they just choose one sex gender to sleep with...

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