General Jokes
A conversation between Sergeant Akpos and his superior commanding Officer.COMMANDING OFFICER: Sergeant Akpos!AKPOS: Yes Sir!COMMANDING OFFICER: We are transferring you from Lagos...
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.ENGINEER: What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!...
AKPOS: Guy what's up? How are you doing?KWAME: (No reply)AKPOS: Hope you are doing great?KWAME: (no reply)AKPOS: How is life?KWAME: (no reply)AKPOS: You remembered those babes we...
Dear Sir,Thank you for your letter of 5th August, 2010.After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your...
You see a lady crying profusely, and you try be a gentleman.YOU: Please stop crying ma'am. Tell me. What's the problem? LADY: My Dad sees me as a FAILURES. YOU: (in your mind) I...
Akpos witnessed a car accident along a busy road: AKPOS: What happened? WITNESS: Two Hiace buses crashed into each other. No one survived. AKPOS: Very sad! Hope the people who...
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. POLICE: Do you know where you were going? BLONDE: No, but wherever it is, it must be...
Having tried everything else, Akpos decide to return to his home town to contest as a member of the House of Assembly. The following conversation occur:PARTY CHAIRMAN: Yes Mr...
Akpos stopped by the corner provision store and read the following list to the shop attendant:10 pounds sugar at N1.25 per gram4 pounds coffee at N1.50 per gram2 pounds butter at...
A blind man walks into a bar, makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender. "Hey, You wanna hear a blonde joke?"The...