General Jokes
INSPECTOR: Good afternoon sir, may I see your TV licence?AKPOS: I do not have a TV, that means I do not have a licence.INSPECTOR: But I saw an aerial on top of your rooftop?AKPOS...
There's a reason to read the Bible. If your Generator is malfunctioning; read GENESIS. If you have problems with calculations; read NUMBERS. If you want to stop taking herbs; read...
MAN: Why did you leave your last job?AKPOS: It was something my boss said. MAN: What did he say? AKPOS: You are fired!
NEWS FLASH:The wildlife reserve have estimated that there will be an extinction of tigers before 2020 due to hunters hunting for tigers skin.AMERICAN REACTIONS:JOSH: I heard this...
A pick pocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes. The judge said, "Mr. Akpos, you are hereby fined N1000." The lawyer stood up and said, "Thanks, my Lord, however my...
The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary. He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?" The manager replied, "No sir, this I do...
A man handed 20 naira to a blind man begging for alms by the road side. The blind man said, "Excuse me sir, this money looks fake." The man, surprised, asked the blind man, "How...
A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with a tribe. He spends years with the people, teaching them to read and write and some good Christian values....
Akpos, who was a salesman in a Shoprite Store was dismissed because he was rude to a customer. A month later the sales manager spotted him walking about in a police uniform.''I...
Kwame one day told Akpos about the robbery in their neighbourhood. He said, "The robbers have been attacking for a week now. They have robbed four houses including my house and...