General Jokes
MICHAEL: I just left my job, I can't work for my boss again after what he said to me. CHRIS: What did he say? MICHAEL: You're fired!
While taking the interview, the employer asked the candidate... EMPLOYER: How long did you work during your last job? CANDIDATE: 30 Years. EMPLOYER: What's your age?...
AY the drunkard was stumbling down the street with one foot on the road and one foot in the gutter. His friend, Danny, saw him and said, "Dude, you are drunk!" AY looked...
An Arab was admitted in the Hospital for a heart operation, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood in case the need arises. As the gentleman had a rare...
A guy went for an interview at a big IT company today for the position of "Computer Hacking Investigator." BOSS: So, what makes you suitable for this job? GUY: I hacked into...
Rooney and AY are business partners. They make a deal that whichever one dies first will contact the living one from the afterlife. So AY dies. Rooney doesn’t hear from him...
A girl wrote on her status on Whatsapp that says, "All men are goats!" And I ask her, "Have you given your father grass to eat today?" She blocked me! Please, did I ask...
A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident - body parts everywhere. He is making his notes of where the pieces are and comes across a head. He writes in his notebook, "Head...
Kenny and Johnny were talking about their worst experiences... JOHNNY: My worst experience was when I stepped on a cockroach. KENNY: My own is when I ate rat poison....