You Are Drunk
AY the drunkard was stumbling down the street with one foot on the road and one foot in the gutter. His friend, Danny, saw him
and said, "Dude, you are drunk!"
AY looked surprised and said, "Danny, are you sure I am drunk?"
"Yes!" Danny replied. "You are drunk!"
Breathing a sigh of relief, AY said, "Thank God! I thought I was a cripple!"