General Jokes
There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat. One day, the horse became ill. So he called the veterinarian, who said, "Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine...
Conversation between Akpos and a rat:RAT: (With a tiny voice) Hello.MAN: Hello, who am I speaking with?RAT: Na Mr Akpos be dis abi?MAN: Yes! You are speaking wit Mr Akpos. Who is...
One afternoon, a nomad was out with his cows and his pet dog grazing the field. He continuously beat the cows with a stick to quicken their movement. One of the cows suddenly...
These two Englishmen are chatting. One of them then pulls out an expensive looking pocket watch from his pocket to check the time."That's a fine watch you got there!" says the...
A man who makes caskets was going to deliver one of his coffins when his car broke down. Trying not to be late, he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination....
A rich man bought a new car, a range rover sport.He drives the car only during the day but the car refuses to move at night. So he requested for the mechanic from the car's...
A few days after Christmas, a mother working in the kitchen, was listening to her son play with his new electric train set. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All you...
Akpos had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when he accidentally cut off a trailer driver. He motioned for Akpos to pull over. When Akpos did, he got out of his...
A ninety-year-old man who is suffering from memory loss is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what's wrong. Through his tears the old man...
A man was being interviewed for a job."Were you in the service?" asked the interviewer."Yes, I was a marine," responded the applicant."Did you take a part in any military actions...