General Jokes
EKAITE: Akpos, you won't believe it?AKPOS: What?EKAITE: My phone fell down from my hand, I picked it up, switched it on and I received a message.AKPOS: What message?EKAITE: My...
A man walked into his doctor's office on Friday and asked for a double dose of Viagra (sex pill). "What do you need it for?", the doctor asked. "Well, my ex wife is coming over...
Three friends went to China for a vacation. They lodged in a five star hotel. They ended up being on the sixtieth floor. The policy of the hotel was that, at midnight, the...
AKPOS: Your secretary is very sexy!THAMBO: Thanks! It's a robot actually, named "Maria". If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation and if you squeeze her left breast,...
A pregnant woman was delivering but she was finding it very difficult. The nurses as usual yelled at her: "Push!..." But there were no signs of the baby coming forth, no matter...
Nawa for all these rich people. Akpos went to see a friend from a very rich family. The maid approached Akpos and asked: MAID: What would you like to have; fruit juice, yoghurt,...
A little boy wanted 10,000naira badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happen.Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the 10,000naira. When the postal authorities...
"Knock, knock!"Akpos was alone in the house and wasn't expecting anyone, so he waited for a last knock just to be sure that someone was really at the door."Knock!"He opens the...
One day, a member of the DEA goes to pay a visit to a farmer down in Texas. The DEA member knocks on the door and the farmer answers it:DEA: Hi, I'm from the Drug Enforcement...