General Jokes
A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg, a Hollywood movie director. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks...
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf.That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was...
A man got this message from his neighbour; "Sir, I am so sorry but I have this confession to make. I have been sharing your wife with you behind your back day and night and mostly...
A man just got back to the country from London and was looking for a girl to get down tonight with. His friend introduced a girl to him and they both planned to meet each other...
A pilot announced, "Ladies & Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude and all the baggages must be thrown out."A little later, the pilot says, "We're still losing altitude, we must...
There was once a man that called himself the great thief. He went to a computer trade fair in Badagry, Lagos State. Every day, as he entered, he said to the guard at the door, "I...
The Pope goes to New York, and gets picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, "You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you...
Three men at a bar were discussing a certain woman who was having trouble getting pregnant.The first man says, She must be impregnable.The second man says, Shes probably...
A young man on a flashy car visited to a restaurant where Akpos works as a waiter and orders for soup. Five minutes, Akpos came out with the soup and this was the conversation...
Akpos in his first trial as a lawyer in a murder trial, he was the defence attorney and was cross-examining the coroner:"Before you signed the death certificate, did you take the...