General Jokes
A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a bitch outta here. It's going to bite...
A signboard which reads "DO NOT URINATE HERE. OFFENDERS WILL BE FINED 500 NAIRA" was by a road side. A man was caught urinating at the exact spot by a police officer and their...
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf.That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was...
Akpos went to a native doctor and requested to know how bright his destiny would be. The native doctor drew a circle with a white chalk and another circle with a black chalk.After...
I was going to London for the very first time in my life. I went to the airport and sat down waiting for my flight. I looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight...
WARNING! A Deeply Intelligent JokeBanta is sitting at the bar in his local tavern, furiously imbibing shots of whiskey.Santa happens to come into the bar and sees him."Banta,"...
A pilot announced, "Ladies & Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude and all the baggages must be thrown out."A little later, the pilot says, "We're still losing altitude, we must...
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that...
President Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl, he turned to her and said, "Lets talk. I've heard that flight go quicker if you communicate with your fellow passengers."...
A man got this message from his neighbour; "Sir, I am so sorry but I have this confession to make. I have been sharing your wife with you behind your back day and night and mostly...