General Jokes

Two campers where walking down the woods when a big brown bear suddenly appears about 50 feet away from them.The first guy drops his backpack digs out a sneakers and begins to...

There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs...

I was walking past a grave yard and I was reading some of the writings carved on the grave stone.A Yoruba woman's own read: ''Mrs. Opeyemi died in a terrible car accident. R.I.P...

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" she replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the...

An old man was laying on his death bed. With only hours to live, he suddenly noticed the scent of chocolate chip cookies coming from the kitchen. With his last bit of energy, the...

Akpos running out of the ocean all wet when Kwame saw him. KWAME: Akpos, why are you all wet? Are you ok? AKPOS: (panting heavily) Yeah. I was just trying to drown myself. KWAME:...

FRIEND: You were so drunk last night...ME: No I wasn't!FRIEND: You called a taxi to take you home.ME: Yes so I will not be involved in an accident.FRIEND: [SMH] The party was at...

A Husband says to his wife, "I fancy kinky sex, can I cum in your ear?" Wife says, "No I might go deaf!" husband says, "I've been cuming in your mouth for 20 years and you are...

WIFE: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing.HUSBAND: Because the people would think I am beating you.

One day a teacher asked the primary four pupils to make a sentence with "go". All hands were up. He pointed at a boy, "Yes! Stand up and make a sentence with "go". The...