General Jokes
President Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl, he turned to her and said, "Lets talk. I've heard that flight go quicker if you communicate with your fellow passengers."...
A Husband and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "...And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house.After...
Akpos works as a shop attendant in a grocery store. The shop sells fruits only in full basket. One day, a huge man came in and demanded to buy half basket of fruits. Akpos tried...
An American priest walked into a barber shop in Washington D.C. After he got his haircut, he asked how much it would be. The barber replied, "No charge. I consider it a service to...
One night, Akpos passed by his son's room and heard his son praying; "God, bless Mummy, Daddy, and Grandma. Bye Grandpa."Akpos didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his...
BIKE MAN: Where are you going to?PROSTITUTE: I'm going to the mortuary. BIKE MAN: Sorry it's late, I can't drop you there except you pay me 3000 naira.PROSTITUTE: No problem, when...
Three men were arrested for committing murder and were told by the Judge they are to die by firing squad. On the D-Day, the three men had a plan. As the first man was about to be...
WIFE: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing.HUSBAND: Because the people would think I am beating you.
One day a teacher asked the primary four pupils to make a sentence with "go". All hands were up. He pointed at a boy, "Yes! Stand up and make a sentence with "go". The...
Akpos, a farmer has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast.He thinks of ways to discourage this...