General Jokes
BOY: hey, long time.GIRL: Yeah, long time.BOY: Where are you right now?GIRL: I'm in school.BOY: What school?GIRL: UNILAG.BOY: Did you gain admission this year...
Once upon a time, there lived a poor old woman. She had only one child who currently was living in the United States of America.Unfortunately, the old woman finds it so hard to...
A man drove past a military road block and the officers asked him to pull over. The man started shouting at them, "Do you know who I am? Ehn! Do you know..." One officer...
The inimitable Akpos sent the following story from the hospital, where he is currently on admission."Today I got knocked out by a woman. I was in the elevator when that busty lady...
In a court, a murder case was brought to a judge...JUDGE: Did you kill this man?ME: No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is...
One day, a king held a party to look for the bravest man who will marry her daughter. He invited all the men in the land and told them that the person to swim across the pool with...
Akpos, Ken and Seth went to rob a supermarket at night. They decided not to give an answer to any question if they were unfortunately caught. A neighbor saw them, called the...
Musa goes into a library to ask for a book on suicide. He met with Akpos the Librarian.MUSA: Please do you have a book on suicide?AKPOS: Wetin you wan read that kind book for?MUSA...
Akpors: My dad fell in the Well.Ekaite: Oh my God! Is he alright? Akpors: He must be, cos he stopped calling for help since yesterday.
Akpos and Boni went on a hike. Boni tripped and fainted. Akpos called an ambulance. AKPOS: Hello, my friend is dead. OPERATOR: Calm down make sure he is dead. There's silence,...