General Jokes
A boy went out and came back inside. He told his mum that he just saw his teacher.MUM: Did you greet him?BOY: Hell no, mum we are on holidays!
Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat....
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped...
A patient claims to love his nurse. The following conversation ensued:Patient: I love you, you have stolen my heart!Nurse: No man, you are lying, we only stole your kidney.
A young Lady went for an interview exam, to become the new English mistress, the Exam questions were passed to her and a little while into the Exams, an invigilator came around,...
A man dies and goes to hell. Once there, he finds that there is a different hell for each country, so he tries to seek out the least painful one.At the door to German Hell, he is...
Akpos sits next to a girl on a table in an hotel.AKPOS: Hello madam?LADY: What is it?AKPOS: Sorry madam, just wanted to ask what the time is on your watch?LADY: Eheenow you think...
A guy was trying to woo a girl who didn't like him. This was the conversation that ensued.GUY: Girl let me explain my love for you with cards.GIRL: OkayGUY: I love you with my...
A girl went to a shop to buy a bra.GIRL: Show me a pair of Bra.SHOPKEEPER: Here is size 36.GIRL: Smaller pleaseSHOPKEEPER : Size 34GIRL: SmallerSHOPKEEPER: Size 32GIRL:...
A man is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a...